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tsql, performance tuning, industry trends, & bad jokes
This site is maintained by Jason Massie. He has 10 years experience as a DBA and has specialized in performance tuning for the last five. He was recognized by Microsoft as a SQL Server MVP. Jason has spoken at the Professional Association of SQL Server Conference, the North Texas SQL Server Users Group, SQL Connections and TechED. He has worked at Terremark (formerly Data Return) for nearly a decade.
You can contact him at jason@statisticsio.com or 469.569.5965
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Once again, I was struggling for a Varchar(MAX) topic and twitter came through. This comic is based on these two tweets.
Update: Anarchy has erupted on twitter. Brent blogged it here.
BrentO If yo momma was a table, she'd be a heap. #SQLputdownsFri, Oct 31 12:31:24 from mobile web
jeffrush @BrentO If she was a datatype, she'd be a BLOBFri, Oct 31 12:37:41 from OutTwit
Yo Mamma is a SQL Server
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