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Capt. Varchar(MAX) and the Pagelatch Posse Vol. 13

Posted by Jason on Friday, October 31, 2008 to Humor, Captain Varchar(MAX)
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Once again, I was struggling for a Varchar(MAX) topic and twitter came through. This comic is based on these two tweets.

Update: Anarchy has erupted on twitter. Brent blogged it here.

BrentO If yo momma was a table, she'd be a heap. #SQLputdowns
Fri, Oct 31 12:31:24 from mobile web

jeffrush @BrentO If she was a datatype, she'd be a BLOB
Fri, Oct 31 12:37:41 from OutTwit

Yo Mamma is a SQL Server

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That so rocks. I have a ton more Yo Momma jokes in my head for SQL Server, but now I'm feeling guilty because of that damn FollowCost site!

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 1:29 PM by Brent Ozar

lol, screw it. Go nuclear. Just sign up for qwitter and you will know when the line was crossed.

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 1:32 PM by JasonMassie

Yo mama so bald, she look like Joe Celko!

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:00 PM by Anon

Yo momma so old, she got a 16-bit front side bus.

or

Yo momma so dumb, she was late and ran to catch the front side bus.

or

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to query a DMV when her drivers license expired.

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:07 PM by Adam Machanic

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat server roles with her salad.

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat dinner at the temp table.

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:11 PM by Adam Machanic

Ahh, I can't stop!

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to buy stocks from Service Broker!

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:12 PM by Adam Machanic

OK, one more really bad one, then I'm done:

Yo momma fat like a procedure cache full of nonparameterized queries.

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:18 PM by Adam Machanic

Sorry, one more ...

Yo momma so old and so dumb, she think 640k should be enough for anyone!

posted @ Friday, October 31, 2008 3:23 PM by Adam Machanic

Yo momma so old and so dumb, she still gets a kick out of making jokes about the 640k thing!

posted @ Tuesday, January 13, 2009 1:56 AM by Posty Posterson

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