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This site is maintained by Jason Massie. He has 10 years experience as a DBA and has specialized in performance tuning for the last five. He was recognized by Microsoft as a SQL Server MVP. Jason has spoken at the Professional Association of SQL Server Conference, the North Texas SQL Server Users Group, SQL Connections and TechED. He has worked at Terremark (formerly Data Return) for nearly a decade.

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Capt. Varchar(MAX) and the Pagelatch Posse Vol. 12

Posted by Jason on Friday, October 17, 2008 to Humor, Captain Varchar(MAX)
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This post was inspired by a twitter conversation between @SQLCraftman and @Joewebb.

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joewebb @SQLCraftsman TVF's don't kill servers, developers with TVFs kill servers. :)
Fri, Oct 17 13:42:42 from twhirl

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SQLCraftsman Still recoding bad T-SQL. Table-Valued Functions are evil.
Fri, Oct 17 13:16:43 from web

For further information, I suggest reading my favorite whitepaper especially the best practices section.

 

TVF

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Is there any job for MCITP:Database Administrator?
I am from Serbia ?

posted @ Sunday, October 19, 2008 3:07 PM by Dejan Zivanovic


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